- No Name Wine
- Gaglioppo
- Canadian IPA
- Unicum Boilermaker
- Merry Christmas! (Prosecco)
- French 75
- Sidecar
- Crocodile
- Santiago Rum
- Mamajuana
- Watered Moselle
- Grappa
- Homemade Cider
- Homemade Sake
- Pinot E-Grigio
- California Champagne
- Gentian Brandy in Tea
- Broglio
- Hot Sake chased with Iced Champagne
- Too Much Kirsch in the Fondue
- Pox & Comiteco
- Orizaba Beer
- Chilean Riesling
- Pulque
- Merry Christmas! (Perrier Jouët)
- Absinthe and Champagne
- Piña Colada
- Grapefruit Margarita
- Canary Wine
- Peach Brandy Milk Punch
- Fortified Wine Spritzer
- Sloe Gin Fizz
- Cuervo Extra
- White Bordeaux
- Taittinger
- California Chenin Blanc
- Ouzo
- Chablis Punch
- Homemade wine
- Málaga Mountain Wine
- Corn Liquor
- A Fifth of Jack Daniels
- 151 and Pineapple Juice
- Szekszárdi Vörös
- Peach Brandy
- Jägermeister and 151
- Vat 69
- Sazerac
- Italian Gin
- Dom Pérignon
- Jamaican Rum
- Love in the Shadows of Pera
- Šljivovica
- Stale Ale
- Jurançon White
- Tequila and Beer
- A Fifth of Old Stagg
- Banana Breakfast
- Lafite Rothschild
- Martinis
- Watered pink wine
- Imported German Beer
- Sherry
- French Beer
- Cloudberry Flip
- Tignanello
- A six-pack of Coors
- Imported Danish Aquavit
- Something dark and fizzy
- Zeltinger
- Constantia wine
- Pouilly-Fuissé
- Opium Beer
- Pommery (Merry Christmas!)
- Hpnotiq
- Some vermouth concoction
- An abominable imitation of Munich beer
- Irish Whiskey and Water
- Kumis
- Brunello di Montalcino
- Conoloways White
- A huge can of Australian beer
- Tequila Sour
- Cognac
- Graves
- Sake
- Happy Christmas! (Piesporter)
- Arak
- Berncasteler Doctor
- Nebbiolo
- Chianti Rufina
- The Macallan
- Grain Alcohol with Grapefruit Juice
- Gwenhidwy’s Drink
- A six-pack of Dos Equis
- Torpedo Juice
- Montrachet
- Green Beer
- Soju Wallbanger
- Brandy Alexander
Tom Pynchon’s Liquor Cabinet
Every drink in every Pynchon novel.
Tom Pynchon's Liquor Cabinet 